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  • “Express Ticket to Manhood” Adult T-shirt

    $20.00$25.00

    More than a t-shirt, our ‘Express Ticket to Manhood’ tee is a symbol of the unforgettable adventure to adulthood. Embrace the journey in style with this conversation-sparking apparel. Share laughs, lessons, and love over barbecues, biking, or baseball games in this unique ‘Manhood Manual’ attire. Your young man may eventually outgrow his t-shirt, but the…

  • “I’d Flex But I Like This Shirt” Youth T-Shirt

    $20.00

    Equip your little man with our ‘Manhood Manual’ t-shirt. It’s scientifically unproven to increase manliness by 100%! But hey, it doesn’t hurt to try, right? This the tee that you’ve been looking for, and it’s bound to become a favorite in any youngster’s wardrobe. It’s light, soft, and comes with a unique design that stands…

  • “I’m The Reason My Parents Drink So Much Coffee” Mug

    $12.50

    Our ‘I’m the reason my parents drink so much coffee’ mug: Because admitting it is the first step. The second step is brewing another pot. Add a splash of color to your morning coffee or tea ritual! These ceramic mugs not only have a beautiful design on them, but also a colorful rim, handle, and…

  • “Man in the Making” Onesie

    $19.50

    This comfortable onesie will be a great addition to any infant’s wardrobe. Start their journey to manhood right from the crib with our adorable ‘Man in the Making’ onesie! • 100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 baby rib, heather color is 88% cotton/ 12% polyester • Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (170 g/m²) • White…

  • Official “Dude in Progress” Field Notes

    $19.95

    Attention future men! Are you ready to ride the rollercoaster to true dude-dom? Well, strap in, because your exciting journey can be documented right here, with The Manhood Manual – Official ‘Dude in Progress’ Field Notes. This notebook is your sidekick as you navigate the wild terrain from boyhood to manhood, inspired by the epic…

  • Stickers! The Field Guide Set

    $5.50

    Our ‘Manhood Manual’ sticker set: Because life’s too short for boring notebooks. Warning: May cause sudden surges in popularity at school. Any item can be exciting with a fun sticker! Add a little extra motivation and joy to your life with these durable vinyl stickers. They will serve as a perfect reminder to live your…

  • Stickers! The Comic Adventure Set

    $5.50

    Our ‘Manhood Manual’ sticker set: Because life’s too short for boring notebooks. Warning: May cause sudden surges in popularity at school. Any item can be exciting with a fun sticker! Add a little extra motivation and joy to your life with these durable vinyl stickers. They will serve as a perfect reminder to live your…

  • The Field Guide Jigsaw Puzzle

    $20.95

    For centuries, puzzles have been a great source of entertainment and education, but did you know that they’re also fantastic tools for teaching patience? In a world where we’re often rushing from one thing to the next, slowing down to complete a puzzle can be an enriching experience that builds patience, persistence, and focus. Assembling…

  • The Manhood Manual Drawstring Bag

    $21.00

    Our ‘Manhood Manual’ drawstring bag: The perfect place to stash your top-secret items . . . or your sweaty gym socks. It’s versatile like that. It’s a must-have gym essential that can be worn as a backpack with drawstring closure at top, and narrow, contrasting shoulder straps. • 100% spun polyester • One size: 15″…

  • The Manhood Manual Eco Tote Bag

    $20.00

    Ready for an adventure? Our ‘Manhood Manual’ tote bag is like your very own explorer’s kit. Note: Treasure maps and wild beasts not included. Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between. • 100% certified organic cotton…

  • The Manhood Manual Travel Mug

    $23.00

    The Manhood Manual 25 oz travel mug: It’s like a coffee reservoir for your caffeine emergencies. Perfect for those ‘My kid just painted the dog’ kind of mornings. Sip in style and comfort with an elevated travel mug. With its sleek and durable design, you’ll love taking this mug wherever you go. It fits into…

  • The Manhood Manual Unisex Hoodie

    $36.00$37.00

    Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design! You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings. • 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the…

  • The Manhood Patent Jigsaw Puzzle

    $20.95$28.95

    For centuries, puzzles have been a great source of entertainment and education, but did you know that they’re also fantastic tools for teaching patience? In a world where we’re often rushing from one thing to the next, slowing down to complete a puzzle can be an enriching experience that builds patience, persistence, and focus. Assembling…

  • The Manhood Patent Poster

    $16.50

    A ‘Manhood Patent Poster’? Of course! Because Jeffrey is so one-of-a-kind, we had to patent his design. Please note, actual patents on humans are . . . complicated. Comes with detailed diagrams, fun annotations, and zero legal rights. Perfect for your future patent attorney! • Paper thickness: 10.3 mil • Paper weight: 5.57 oz/y² (189…

  • The Official Manhood Manual Cap

    $20.00

    Our ‘Manhood Manual’ ball cap: Perfect for sunny days, bad hair days, and ‘I forgot to shower’ days. It’s got you covered! Just like a dessert is always better with a cherry on top, a casual outfit looks better if you’re styling it with a classic dad hat. Choose your colors! • 100% chino cotton…

  • X-Ray Jeffrey Kids Hoodie

    $32.50

    Our ‘Manhood Manual’ kids’ hoodie featuring X-ray Jeffrey: Perfect for blending in with the cool crowd, disappearing in a game of hide-and-seek, or impersonating a mini superhero. Everyone wants to be cozy and warm and still look stylish—kids are no exception. It has a front kangaroo pouch pocket, which has a small hidden opening for…